To break up the fightin, here's an innocent little domestic rice rocket joke: What happened to the cavalier after they sooped it up??? Give Up...It runned. Ahhhhh, I love that joke. Get it, they had to add performance parts to get the POS to work. No? Not funny at all, well neither are peoples put downs so stop. If you want to be a turd, go lay out on the lawn. Ok I'll stop these lame ass jokes.
But seriously, why put down people when you can bring them up and help them out?