[Racing Rice]

Yeah.. Thats right.. He won, or so he probably thinks.

We were coming through Centerville the other day when a newer civic pulled up beside us.

The kids a young punk. He's driving a blue civic coupe, and I could hear the turbo when he came flying up besides me. He had on some red oakleys (or atleast a knockoff version). I glance over at him and then look away. He then yells "Hey Dude!" I look back at him and he's motioning for a race. I gave him the "You are an idiot nod" and looked ahead at the road. He took off like a bat out of Hell.

If your reading this, good race you tool. Next time, go to the track and stop being a fag. You win.