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Alright you pussies...I'll post one. Probably not the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me...but it was pretty embarrassing at the time.
The short story is...I farted during sex. And I don't mean a little squeaker or something. It was loud. Really loud.
The slightly longer version is that I was having sex with this chick (sorry Darin and Ben) and she was on top. She was going to town and bracing herself with her hands on my stomach. I guess she must have pressed too hard because before I even knew I was happening I ripped out a fart that would have been enviable had it not happened at that exact moment. We both laughed for about 5 solid minutes and eventually got back to it...but man, I was worried she'd wanna stop. It sucked.
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