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Whiteclipse99 · 11-01-2002, 09:50 AM

Due to last nights events at Hammerjacks (a dance club in Baltimore), I feel it’s necessary to inform all you guys about proper dance club behavior:

1. Humping does not qualify as dancing! It’s not particularly enjoyable for the girl. Except if she’s a hummper also.

2. Ask before you glue your crotch to our ass. We’re more likely to dance with you if you ask. The worst thing you could hear is no.

3. Give us a break between partners. If you see that we just finished dancing with one guy, wait a little while and give us a breather.

4. Bad breath is nasty! If you’ve been drinking, please, for the sake of the girls you’ll be dancing with, pop an Altoid, mint or piece of gum. We don’t really appreciate dragon breath down our necks or while you’re trying to talk to us.

5. No roaming! It makes it very uncomfortable for us when your hands roam to certain parts of our bodies. We just want to dance, not be molested!

This concludes tips on proper club behavior. Feel free to add your own! And do the guys have any for the girls?

11-01-2002, 09:50 AM	#1
Whiteclipse99 4th Gear Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York, Pa Age: 45 Posts: 952	Some advice for the guys.... Due to last nights events at Hammerjacks (a dance club in Baltimore), I feel it’s necessary to inform all you guys about proper dance club behavior: 1. Humping does not qualify as dancing! It’s not particularly enjoyable for the girl. Except if she’s a hummper also. 2. Ask before you glue your crotch to our ass. We’re more likely to dance with you if you ask. The worst thing you could hear is no. 3. Give us a break between partners. If you see that we just finished dancing with one guy, wait a little while and give us a breather. 4. Bad breath is nasty! If you’ve been drinking, please, for the sake of the girls you’ll be dancing with, pop an Altoid, mint or piece of gum. We don’t really appreciate dragon breath down our necks or while you’re trying to talk to us. 5. No roaming! It makes it very uncomfortable for us when your hands roam to certain parts of our bodies. We just want to dance, not be molested! This concludes tips on proper club behavior. Feel free to add your own! And do the guys have any for the girls? __________________ Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave -- but there's no need to be in the passing lane. -- Robert Orben Last edited by Whiteclipse99 : 11-01-2002 at 10:08 AM.