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Originally posted by mt.biker
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN :
1. It beats being an American.
2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to
the ground.
3. You can play ice hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to
the ground.
5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity
ratings will rise.
7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to
the ground.
8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your house in their
skins.
9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.
10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to
the ground.
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The Brits might have a lil problem with 2, 4, 7, and 10. They sorta stake claim to burning our capital to the ground. Oh wait thats right Canada wasn't a country at that time.....you guys were Brits.....Brits get the credit....
Why did all my countries get s
t on. I live in America (sh!t on), and my ancestory is German (sh!t on) and Irish (sh!t on) . Geez.....
