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10-24-2002, 07:18 PM

i figured since i've only raced once, and i lost. i started coming up with some excuses. feel free to use them, comment on them, or improve on them, or make up new ones to the list. enjoy!

i'm running rich
i smoked'em in first, second and third
i was granny shifting
HE HAD NOS!
his wing obviously gave him an advantage
my VW Beetle tires were made by Firestone and fell apart
my tranny dropped
hear that whining noise? that means my car broke
the horse on the back windshield added too much weight
i missed 2nd gear
i wasn't watching the light
i forgot to shift
i was shifting at 2 grand
i topped out at 70
he was double clutching and stuff
my car was so powerful, it snapped the axles
his cars bodywork was ****ing with the wind aerodynamics of my car, there was no way i could catch up
my engine blew up, the smoke is invisable, honset.
i was too busy getting a hummer
there was this sucky song on the radio and it messed with my groove
i was getting something out of my toenail
my laptop was in the passenger seat, and I GOT MAIL! so i was distracted
it's a show car baby, not a go car
my parking brake was on
i forgot to turn off my A/C
i saw a cop! honest!
my girlfriend was weighing down my car
there's junk in my trunk... too much weight
everytime i revved my engine, my volt meter would go up and i got mesmerized by it
my foot slipped off the gas pedal
it was in neutral

what other people have come up with

my car is freaking slow
trash can for an engine
i ran outa gas
i didnt feel like trying
But you have more cylinders
My car is FWD therefore slower by default
A chipmunk ran out into the road so I slowed down
I wasnt filled up with race gas (excuse works best with NA cars)
My car used less gas in the race than yours did
You are faster straight line but I bet I can out-handle your car (works great if your suspension is still stock)
It was too dark outside and I forgot to take my sunglasses off so I couldnt see well
I was trying to eat pork rinds while driving and got crumbs on the shifter
My other car's a Viper
My friend would beat you
I haven't broken in my tires yet
I don't have performance tires
I was too busy talking on my cellphone
Oh, you mean we were racing? Pfft....no wonder you think you beat me

then for all you good sports out there, this this one

how about be a good sport, and just say, nice race man, what you got done to your ride, then shoot the shit with him, if i win and some one does that, i usally make a new buddy, that how i meet a few of my good freinds...

10-24-2002, 07:18 PM	#1
Operatic Posts: n/a	What to say when you loss a race. i figured since i've only raced once, and i lost. i started coming up with some excuses. feel free to use them, comment on them, or improve on them, or make up new ones to the list. enjoy! i'm running rich i smoked'em in first, second and third i was granny shifting HE HAD NOS! his wing obviously gave him an advantage my VW Beetle tires were made by Firestone and fell apart my tranny dropped hear that whining noise? that means my car broke the horse on the back windshield added too much weight i missed 2nd gear i wasn't watching the light i forgot to shift i was shifting at 2 grand i topped out at 70 he was double clutching and stuff my car was so powerful, it snapped the axles his cars bodywork was ****ing with the wind aerodynamics of my car, there was no way i could catch up my engine blew up, the smoke is invisable, honset. i was too busy getting a hummer there was this sucky song on the radio and it messed with my groove i was getting something out of my toenail my laptop was in the passenger seat, and I GOT MAIL! so i was distracted it's a show car baby, not a go car my parking brake was on i forgot to turn off my A/C i saw a cop! honest! my girlfriend was weighing down my car there's junk in my trunk... too much weight everytime i revved my engine, my volt meter would go up and i got mesmerized by it my foot slipped off the gas pedal it was in neutral what other people have come up with my car is freaking slow trash can for an engine i ran outa gas i didnt feel like trying But you have more cylinders My car is FWD therefore slower by default A chipmunk ran out into the road so I slowed down I wasnt filled up with race gas (excuse works best with NA cars) My car used less gas in the race than yours did You are faster straight line but I bet I can out-handle your car (works great if your suspension is still stock) It was too dark outside and I forgot to take my sunglasses off so I couldnt see well I was trying to eat pork rinds while driving and got crumbs on the shifter My other car's a Viper My friend would beat you I haven't broken in my tires yet I don't have performance tires I was too busy talking on my cellphone Oh, you mean we were racing? Pfft....no wonder you think you beat me then for all you good sports out there, this this one how about be a good sport, and just say, nice race man, what you got done to your ride, then shoot the shit with him, if i win and some one does that, i usally make a new buddy, that how i meet a few of my good freinds...