I'm sorry but i'm laughing my ass off, not at your misfortune. but at the fact that this sort of stuff happens ALL the time to me...just the other day i was searchign around my room for my stereo remote so i could turn it up while playing xbox and i looked for probably about 5 mins before i realized it was in my hand

(maybe i shouldn't have told you guys this..i'm not dumb..really i'm..not) anyways, just thought'd i put in my useless msg..good luck.i'm sure it will turnup..haha..turnip ..what a crazy world