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Cia
he CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all
the background checks,
interviews, and testing were done, there were three
finalists... two men
and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the
men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you
will follow your
instructions, no matter what the circumstances.
Inside this room, you
will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never
shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for
this job. Take your
wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes.
Then the man came
out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't
kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take
your wife and go
home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into
the room. Shots were
heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming,
crashing, banging
on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
slowly and there
stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had
to beat him to death
with the chair."
Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.
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