good question.
why i don't call ? cause i don't get any phone numbers
why don't i change the toilet paper roll ? cause i'm too damn lazy or stinks too much in there
Why don't i cry ? becuase i don't have too many reasons to and if it happens i'll do it alone in my room where others can't see me.\\
Directions ? What for ? I have mapquest
Empty container in the fridge ? The garbage can is too full and i wait for my brother to empty them