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08-09-2002, 01:17 PM

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Originally posted by mt.biker
This was probably a very wrong thing to do the other day, but I was feeling pretty pissed off with the world.

I was out getting some food at the local conner store just down the road from my place. I was only inside for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a dam motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tyres!!

So I called him a horse f*cker. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!

One of my friends...when he get's pulled over, he will just keep calling the cop Richard. When the cop asks him why, he or someone else in the car will say, "because you're a dick!" in a really obnoxious way.

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't really give a f*ck because my car was parked around the corner.

Mind you, I probably killed any chance the cars owner had of having a good day. But that serves him right for parking where he shouldn't.