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Originally posted by 4thGenlude
the suspense is killing me.... hurry up
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here it is guys (remember i tend to be really hard on movies)
My first impression is "can van act?" it would appear he can't play anyother role then as seen in FnF. The plot line starts to unfold in a manner i have only seen in two movies i've watched before. the other ones i walked out on. But because you people wanted a review so badly i didn't.
Summary
Van is a badass (wow how creative) and is forced to perform a gov't mission on some gangstars in Europe to avoid jail time. He is run through some gov't tests to make sure he is the man for the job. In doing so he pulls off some plain old stupid stunts that are no where close to possible. Well he passes! (ya figure?)
Boom hes off in Europe doing his thing, (this is where the movie kinda hits its stride) and he dives right into meeting this gangstars. They invite him in, he buys 10 hot cars from them (very nice cars but its not a car movie). Then the movie just becomes stupid, he has to bring them down from the inside, and after pulling some even more unbelievable stunts the plans are foiled.
hope i didn't ruin the movie
My general oppion on this movie is "someone walked away with alot of money." This movie gets in the leage of "blair witch", but not as bad. Its trying to be something it just cant be, van is the only thing this movie has going for it and thats a sad statement in itself. Just face it people, he cant act! they fill the movie with some nice cars, cute girls, guns, fight scenes, sex, and more sex and someone things its gonna be AMAZING! HA!
when will people start making good movies, go see it just so you can say you did and let me know if i'm close to correct on how i see it. Maybe i just see to many movies, or maybe movies these days are just shit. I duno but i dont think this one was good.
this movie gets one star