Ok heres mine...
There is a guy that runs around here in a Neon. Its is plasterd with stickers, I mean almost the whole car, over the lights and all. It has a wooden Lowes combat style wing with a sweet Krylon paint job. IT also has chrome hub caps. Now he says it runs 12's at 128 mph. It "has" a Supercharger and a turbo (very hidden, so hidden I couldnt find either)... AND nitrous (helium bottle with a garden hose hooked to it).. I wish I could find that car with my camera you guys will be the first to see it.