[DsBlu01CivEX]

This is part of a joke I received in an email. The other 2 parts were good...but this by far was the funniest, so that's what I'm including.

BEST ONE: A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball." He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have> balls."There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.


I bow down to this girl!