[4jacks]

Originally posted by Mushroom
I ****ing hate poor couples. I see them walking through the strip-mall with their pants hangin' off their asses and beer guts hanging out of wife-beaters, looking all redneck and shit. **** that shit. You know they're only with each other 'cause they think they can't do better, and even though it's probably an abusive go-nowhere relationship, they'll never get the balls to leave and do better. **** that; I hate poor people. They keep having welfare kids and increasing the tax on my hard-earned capital gains. If I ever lose all my money in the stock market and have to drive an '82 caprice to the factory from my double-wide, I hope I can stay classy, polite and courteous in my empty, pointless life.

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