LMAO!!!!!
thats a pretty good one. how about,
YOU: are you tired?
HER: no why?
YOU: cuz you've been running through my mind all day.
HER: get tha hell away from me!!!!
or maybe
YOU: i'm sorry but i just had to come over here and tell you that you are the most beautiful person i have ever seen.
HER: right. has that one ever worked for you?
YOU: well you are the only person i have ever told that to.
HER: really? yeah ok. go sit up in this room upstairs and wait for me.
YOU: well its been 4 days. hopefully shes still coming.
or even
YOU: hey. hows about you come over here and sit on my lap and we can discuss whatever happens to pop up?
HER: i'm 12.
YOU: damn
or possibly
YOU: what time is it?
HER: 9:30
YOU: you know thats a very pretty dress.
HER: why thank you. and no it will not end up on your floor tomorrow morning.
YOU: but, but i wasn't...........
HER: sure. just go away.
YOU: but i promise....... i wasn't going.........
HER: thats what they all say. bye.
or my favorite
YOU: did it hurt?
HER: did what hurt?
YOU: when you fell from heaven?
HER: oh so i'm not good enough for heaven?
YOU: no, wait. thats not......
HER: are you tryin to tell me that i'm not good enough for you?
YOU: uh. wait a mintue. thats not........
HER: hey mark! THIS LITTLE GUY OVER HERE IS CALLIN ME FAT!!!
YOU: hey, wait, i didn't.........
MARK: are you callin my gf fat?
YOU: no thats not.......
MARK: are you callin my gf a liar?
YOU: ok i'm just gonna leave now.
MARK: HEY GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE JERK!!!!!!!
YOU: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!
i like these personally
J