I'll spare everyone the pain - I won't sing.
Just wanted to say happy bday Chief! We should've all chipped in and bought you something, but who knew? I'm gonna send a few bucks to you thru paypal. I don't have a lot, but at least know the thought is there. Hey, if everyone does this, maybe we can treat you to TacoBell...
Happy bday. Get wasted.
SpongeBob