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Old 03-21-2002, 10:47 PM   #1
DsBlu01CivEX
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Exclamation Airline Industry joke

This was sent to me in an email...thought I'd share it...they have a decent idea here....


Federal Aviation Administration
800 Independence Avenue SW
Washington DC 20591

Dear Sirs:

I have the solution for preventing hijackings and, at the same time,
getting our airline industry back on its feet.

Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked
women, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with
strippers.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a
naked woman and, of course, every businessman in this country would
start flying again in hopes of seeing a naked woman.

We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have
record sales. Now why didn't Congress think of this?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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