Ever taken a vegetarian to a steak house?
Ever had your date run into her ex-girlfriend?
Ever had to stop off so she could "fix up"?
Ever been told, "I hate that shirt, I hated dinner, I hated the movie, wanna come over to my apartment and cuddle?"
Ever been stabbed in the hand with a fork?
Ever had a chick suffer an epileptic fit at dinner and still want to see the movie?
Ever dated a Scientologist?
Ever found rape pr0n while waiting for the girl to get ready?
I have more.
Max
-soon to be single, again.