Ok, now for an actual story of me getting killed, actually I have two.
First one happened like 4 years ago when I had my Tacoma. I accidentally cut some ricer off, but it was like 2 AM so no other cars on the road. He got pissed and swerved to my side and accelerated. I was laughing cause he wanted to race my Taco Rocket, so I gunned it, we were about even, but he was pulling ahead in his Civic hatchback until we got to a railroad crossing. I just flew over the tracks without stopping cause my Taco was bone stock and higher up than his, but he had to SLAM on his brakes to crawl over the tracks as his car was slammed.
I was laughing at that, but soon he caught up to me at a red light. He was pretty pissed by that point so he's revving on me giving dirty looks, and I'm revving my automatic transmission just to get him riled up, light drops to green and he launches, and I just take off at a slow roll to piss him off, he looked back, flipped the bird and kept going.
Next one was when I had just bought my 99 Teg, but I didn't know too well how to drive stick yet so I raced my stock teg against my friend's Civic DX with intake.........he beat me! What can I say, I wasn't too good yet!!