So I started my new job today. Seems good so far. They're paying me $26K/year ($12.50/hr) to be a customer advocate (I essentially get to argue for a living...how perfect is that?

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The problem? The training. Holy shit, the training! 8:30am-5:30pm every day for 4 weeks stuck in a little room with about 10 other people I probably don't want to know. Since today was our first day it was particularly boring since it was all forms and explanation of benefits. Might as well just open up the manual that came with your stereo and read the instructions.
Wish me luck, you miserable bastards. Seems like the job would be a good fit for me...and the money is pretty good for a starting salary without a college diploma. Maybe after a year or so I can get promoted and really stomp some colons.