how about this one.....
jacking off, playboy beside you, and you have a heart attack. I know i should joke but this truly happened. I found my father in his chair like this.(deceased) Talk about a unique experience!
The neighbor was the first person on scene, i still cant face her. not many people know the "true" cause of his death.
i got one more not as bad though..... last summer i was hammering a nail in and i hit my thumb, well i have a tendency to pass out with pain. And i ended up passing out in my garage and pissing myself! My dad was so flipped out, he was dialing 911 when i came to.
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to all our military: my thoughts and prayers are with you, come home safe and come home soon.
Ohio HST members please read this
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