[VR4_Craver]

Originally Posted by GT40FIED

Alright you pussies...I'll post one. Probably not the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me...but it was pretty embarrassing at the time.

The short story is...I farted during sex. And I don't mean a little squeaker or something. It was loud. Really loud.

The slightly longer version is that I was having sex with this chick (sorry Darin and Ben) and she was on top. She was going to town and bracing herself with her hands on my stomach. I guess she must have pressed too hard because before I even knew I was happening I ripped out a fart that would have been enviable had it not happened at that exact moment. We both laughed for about 5 solid minutes and eventually got back to it...but man, I was worried she'd wanna stop. It sucked.

lol

The only thing I can think of for me is...My brother (Dingo) catching me getting a blow job at work. Now it may not sound bad but it really is. It was when our mother owned her own restraunt and he worked up here. It was an unusually slow day and this girl was really laying it on thick telling me of all the ways she can suck and fuck my brains out. after putting all our orders out we headed back by the big walk in cooler doorway which was right by the back door to the place. and I stood in the door way to watch for anyone that could walk down the hall or out the kitchen to our left and the back door to our right (mainly my ex or mother or other employee) and I figured I could hear any car or something pull up. Well shes on her knees going to town and backing up all her big talk when I hear this loud ass pounding on the back door ( no glass but like a clear plexi-glass material) and I turned and see Dingo standing with the biggest fucking smile on his face and laughing. Needless to see he totally killed my wood and we had to get back to work. Ten minutes go by and he walks back up to me smiling and messing with me....I easily could have died and been completely ok with it that day.