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GT40FIED · 11-29-2006, 06:12 PM

Hahaha...no, we're not THAT bad off. But there are a ton of mormons over in Independence, MO (about 30-45 minutes from where I live) since it's the headquarters of the RLDS church. For some reason they seem to think that when Jesus comes back to earth he'll be descending in Independence...the meth capital of the United States (their meth lab bust averages out to more than 1 per day...something like 400 a year. And that's just the labs). Their chuch even has a huge spiral staircase for a steeple (so Jesus can just come straight down and head right to church) because you just know the first thing Jesus is gonna wanna do is walk down a bunch of pointless stairs. Jackasses.

I was seriously contemplating taking the Mustang out and having some real fun, but it's cold and I don't want to have to wash the damn car. Winter makes me lazy (lazier, rather).

11-29-2006, 06:12 PM	#9
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 42 Posts: 7,451	Hahaha...no, we're not THAT bad off. But there are a ton of mormons over in Independence, MO (about 30-45 minutes from where I live) since it's the headquarters of the RLDS church. For some reason they seem to think that when Jesus comes back to earth he'll be descending in Independence...the meth capital of the United States (their meth lab bust averages out to more than 1 per day...something like 400 a year. And that's just the labs). Their chuch even has a huge spiral staircase for a steeple (so Jesus can just come straight down and head right to church) because you just know the first thing Jesus is gonna wanna do is walk down a bunch of pointless stairs. Jackasses. I was seriously contemplating taking the Mustang out and having some real fun, but it's cold and I don't want to have to wash the damn car. Winter makes me lazy (lazier, rather). __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika