[CD5Passion]

Originally Posted by HondaImpaler

You've got a couple great points there. The actual quote says it can weld various materials, so it MUST be able to. I also slept with Tila Nguyen, Janine Lindemulder, and Jenna Jameson while I hit a hole in one on a 598 yard golf hole (#13) and pounding a nice cold Stella Artois. Feel free to QUOTE me on this.

And your fair share of torch welding does make you an expert in the field of welding. Anyone that tells you otherwise is full of it. I know because I've been welding for 6+ years and have my journeyman ticket.

That's actually the first question on the interprovincial exam:

1. Have you welded with a torch before? If yes, that makes you:
A. An expert
B. A cow
C. A plumber

Strangely enough, the second question on the test is also related to this post:

2. If someone tells you they can weld something and you don't believe them you are:
A. A pickled carrot
B. A border-line retard
C. A rectangle

Pretty obvious answers once you think about it...

hahahah funniest shit ever