The British must be stopped
Last night I plopped down and decided to watch a movie I'd watned to see for a long time..."Green Street Hooligans". It's a really great movie about a soccer firm and all of it's members (and if you've never been to the UK and/or don't know what a soccer firm is, I'm not explaining it). However, as good as the movie is, it seriously needs to be redubbed. The audio is fine...but I can't understand a single fucking word out of these brits. Seriously...I can usually understand a Cockny accent even if it is one of the most gutteral forms of the english language, but this was just too much. Their slang words make NO sense (and I though black slang was bad). Like how the fuck do you refer to money as "bees and honey" or use the word "tom" instead of "shit". New rule...if you invent a language you MUST speak it properly or you don't get to speak it at all. You can speak French or something for all I care.
Also, I figure it's worth mentioning that the British still use the most inappropriately pronounced word in the entire english language..."queue". How in the world is that even close to it's pronounciation which is "cue". Technically it should be pronounced something like "kway-way" or "cue-yoo". God damn bacon boiling queen having bastards. 
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