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GT40FIED · 02-23-2006, 04:34 AM

Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls is just set up to be a completely fucked up film. First of all, it was directed by the king of gratuitous big-tittied-women-semi-porn-masquerading-as-legitimate-film Russ Meyers. None of his movies have any sense of plot...it's just a bunch of busty chicks usually running around naked. Normally you'd get no argument from me, but some people really insist his stuff is legit, and that's just bullshit.

Secondly, the script was written by Roger Ebert (yes, that Roger Ebert). This film is generally accepted by anyone with a modicum of taste as being one of the worst films ever made, so it's curious that a man who is probably the biggest film critic in the world would have written such trash. That's right Ebert...you don't get to give a single thumbs down ever again.

02-23-2006, 04:34 AM	#5
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 43 Posts: 7,451	Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls is just set up to be a completely fucked up film. First of all, it was directed by the king of gratuitous big-tittied-women-semi-porn-masquerading-as-legitimate-film Russ Meyers. None of his movies have any sense of plot...it's just a bunch of busty chicks usually running around naked. Normally you'd get no argument from me, but some people really insist his stuff is legit, and that's just bullshit. Secondly, the script was written by Roger Ebert (yes, that Roger Ebert). This film is generally accepted by anyone with a modicum of taste as being one of the worst films ever made, so it's curious that a man who is probably the biggest film critic in the world would have written such trash. That's right Ebert...you don't get to give a single thumbs down ever again. __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika