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So I've got this idea on how to save local governments big money and screw the federal government in the process. Are you ready? Good.

Stop providing "essential services" to churches and other money laundering schemes who don't pay taxes. If you've got the money to build a 10,000 max capacity mega church, you've got the money to hire your own fire department. That...or pray for rain. Your church got vandalised? Tough shit...don't call the cops. Head over to Sherman Williams and buy the paint to cover up that shit. I can only presume that the government offers tax exempt status to churches because they think that all people are for churches. Well...I'm not, so it's time for them to pay up. So many people fork over their hard earned money every week to some church so they can feel better about themselves and meanwhile the churches pay nothing on said donations. You know what that's called? Attrition. Attrition is when you're not really sorry for what you've done, but you make a gesture in atonement anyway. It's just like all those people who call themselves christians but every weekend try to fuck anything that moves. They say they're sorry, but continue doing it week after week. If you were truely sorry, you wouldn't do it anymore. So from now on out, I propose that churches and other "non-profit" groups either pay up or shut up. I'm sick of paying taxes to make sure their house of bullshit is safe.