If you are reading this, follow these simple steps:
Get off your ass
Take a shower
Put some decent clothes on
Go to a party/bar/social event near you
Interact with human beings
face to face
Meet a lovely lady
Yadda yadda yadda
Follow these simple steps and you will likely make
real friends. A few of you should try it, might put y'all in better moods.
Everyone have a great night!
