Well, you all know that youre extremely bored when you think skimming through the local phonebook is something to do. .....I was bored.
Anyway, I found this psych who had a list of phobias that he treated at his clinic. Now, I think that the list is extraordinarily strange...but what do I know?
I think if it said "ZOIKS!" instead of "YIKES!" it would perhaps be one of the best ads I'd ever seen. (Although, yikes, in and of itself, is quite good here.)
Really, who the hell is afraid of otters? The moon?
"Oh Jesus! Theres the moon again! No matter where I go that damn thing follows me everywhere!"
"Please, Mr Smith, have a seat"
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU SIR?! I have thaasophobia!"
"What do you think started all these fears?"
"AHHH my memories!!"
"Look mommy! Otters!"
"HOLY FUCK! RUN!"