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Ok...so I used to think professional wrestling was the gayest spectacle ever. I mean really...think about it..it's a bunch of guys, usually in spandex, grabbing each other's junk and whatnot. Well, I was wrong. I caught an episode of the shitty FX show about ultimate fighting the other night. Considering it's billed as some sort of all-out no holds barred fighting event, it's homoerotic latency is ridiculous. After about a minute or two, every fight ends up in what me and my roommate refer to as "the manball". Two guys hit the mat and move around in a fashion that would make porn stars blush. Seriously...how can this be billed as such a manly sport when it looks like one guy is trying tofuck another guy who's resisting. Pro wrestling is no doubt incredibly homoerotic and ridiculously white trash...but the UFC seems to be just tripping over itself to outdo wrestling in the arena of gayness.