God:
Interesting. What is your real name?
Me:
Osama
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Osama.
Me:
Yeah you're actually my driving force.
God:
Hey. Thanks for telling me that I am actually your driving force.
Me:
Well no problem.. if it wasn't for you I NEVER would have slaughtered thousands of innocent people.. Thanks God
God:
Well that's okay. Should there be a problem? I'm not sure I understand the implication of that. You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
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