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Old 08-26-2005, 02:08 PM   #5
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Age: 43
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Here's how I think it went down:

Woman talking on cell phone about her alimony settlement and/or smacking around a couple of dipshit kids in the back seat. At the last second, idiot slattern notices she's about to rearend a cop, swerves, over-corrects in the other direction, and tags him at roughly a 45 degree angle. She now laments having sand in her vagina. The end.
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