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GT40FIED · 05-14-2005, 01:06 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/05/05/ch...eut/index.html

So for anyone who hasn't seen, Texas has passed a bill banning "sexy" cheerleading. What the fuck? How can cheerleading not be sexy? Throw a bunch of girls into tiny outfits and make them do high kicks and I challenge you to not get a rise out of a good amount of men. Combined with the fact that there is literally no accepted basis for what constitutes "sexy" cheerleading as opposed to the...ummmm....normal kind, this thing is total horseshit. When I'm in charge every field in the NFL is going to be equipped stripper poles for your halftime enjoyment. Ok...maybe not, but still...it's obvious that lawmakers in Texas have WAY too much time on their hands. Those bastards need to remember that if we outlawed everything offensive, there wouldn't even BE a Texas. So here's to Texas lawmakers...forever on the zenith of educational reform.

05-14-2005, 01:06 AM	#1
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 43 Posts: 7,451	Damn you Texas! http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/05/05/ch...eut/index.html So for anyone who hasn't seen, Texas has passed a bill banning "sexy" cheerleading. What the fuck? How can cheerleading not be sexy? Throw a bunch of girls into tiny outfits and make them do high kicks and I challenge you to not get a rise out of a good amount of men. Combined with the fact that there is literally no accepted basis for what constitutes "sexy" cheerleading as opposed to the...ummmm....normal kind, this thing is total horseshit. When I'm in charge every field in the NFL is going to be equipped stripper poles for your halftime enjoyment. Ok...maybe not, but still...it's obvious that lawmakers in Texas have WAY too much time on their hands. Those bastards need to remember that if we outlawed everything offensive, there wouldn't even BE a Texas. So here's to Texas lawmakers...forever on the zenith of educational reform. __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika Last edited by GT40FIED : 05-14-2005 at 01:42 AM.