I thought lunch started at noon
Today, I finally get the chance to make my way to burger king for an enormous omelet sandwich. It was 10:40-ish by the time I made it to BK.
"Sorry sir, we stop serving breakfast at 10:30."
10:30? Im 10 minutes late? You mean to tell me you cant bust out the 'eggs' again and make me one?
"No sir...Im sorry. Would you like a whopper or something?"
(No...I dont want a whopper at 10:40 in the morning. What I wanted to say was 'I'll have a chicken club, but put egg and sausage on it instead of lettuce and chicken'...but no I just left sad and confused.)
Theres no way Im going to load up on grease tomorrow, before work. I have to move about 3tons of rock...
Geez, I just want a heart attack on a bun...
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