9:22am....Ive started drinking
3 Irish men 3 Irish men, Diggin in a ditch
One called the other a dirty son of a
Peter Murphy had a dog; a very fine dog was he
He gave it to a lady friend to keep her company
She led it, she fed it, she taught it how to jump
It jumped right up her peticoat and bit her in the
Country boy, country boy, sittin on a rock
Along came a bumble bee and stung him in the
Cocktail, Gingerale, 5cents a glass
If you dont believe my story you can kiss my irish
Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies
If you ever get hit by a bucket of shit
Be sure to close your eyes