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Originally posted by juvenile
That's really great news
I'm really happy for you dude!

But I want to help you dude.

Money isn't everything.

It can buy you a House
But not a Home

It can buy you a Bed
But not Sleep

It can buy you a Clock
But not Time

It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge

It can buy you a Position
But not Respect

It can buy you Medicine
But not Health

It can buy you Blood
But not Life

It can buy you Sex
But not Love

So you see...
MONEY isn't everything.
The best things in life can't be bought,
and often we destroy ourselves trying!



I tell you all this because I am your FRIEND,
and as your FRIEND I want to take away your needless
pain and suffering.



So...send all your MONEY directly to me,
and I will suffer for you.

A truer friend...you will never find.
Cash, Credit Card or Personal Check accepted

LMAO