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Wren57 · 01-29-2005, 06:04 PM

Haha, very nice.

I had girlfriend 1.0 installed. It came with cool features such as Good Job 10.0, Hot Babe Desktop 2.5, Fun 4.7, and updated itself to include Love 1.1. It ran very smoothly, then a trojan horse named distance 6.50 snuck past Effort 1.2 (anti-virus program) and infected 1.0, so I reformatted with girlfriend 2.0. Girlfriend 2.0 came bundled with hidden software such as Crazy Bitch 3.4, Random Visits 2.2, and Lack of Sex 8.6. Reformatted again with girlfriend 3.0, but it only got halfway installed before it deleted itself. I'm deciding if I should purchase girlfriend 4.0 or go back to Single 5.0 (an much simpler MS-DOS program, but with less functionality). Ideas?

01-29-2005, 06:04 PM	#6
Wren57 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Age: 40 Posts: 2,856	Haha, very nice. I had girlfriend 1.0 installed. It came with cool features such as Good Job 10.0, Hot Babe Desktop 2.5, Fun 4.7, and updated itself to include Love 1.1. It ran very smoothly, then a trojan horse named distance 6.50 snuck past Effort 1.2 (anti-virus program) and infected 1.0, so I reformatted with girlfriend 2.0. Girlfriend 2.0 came bundled with hidden software such as Crazy Bitch 3.4, Random Visits 2.2, and Lack of Sex 8.6. Reformatted again with girlfriend 3.0, but it only got halfway installed before it deleted itself. I'm deciding if I should purchase girlfriend 4.0 or go back to Single 5.0 (an much simpler MS-DOS program, but with less functionality). Ideas? __________________ yeah, its that big Last edited by Wren57 : 01-29-2005 at 07:43 PM.