[mavaaoife]

So I was at my holiday party for my job.... drank a bit... and three hours later drove home.. Well i still felt flushed.. and a cop pulls me over.. of course being only 20 i think im fucked.. "Was i driving bad"? I had no idea what I did... fucking cop comes to my window "Ma'am did you know you headlight is out.."... FUCK.. No i really didnt.. "No Sir.. I did not... I appreciate you pointing it out to me.. I will make sure to get it fixed first thing in the morning..".. SOB Cop: "well I would get it done soon.. Ice and your kind of car doesnt make for a good mix..."... WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE MEAN MY KIND OF CAR.. "No Sir it sure does not..".. He walks towards his car and then as I switch the car back in gear his lights go off and then back on... He gets back out and starts walking towards me again... WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO NOW... Cop: "Ma'am one of your reverse lights is out as well.. I would just have someone replace all of them for you"... SOMEONE ELSE??? AM I TOO INCOMPITENT TO DO IT MY OWN DAMN SELF... mother fucker... "Again sir I didnt know but thank you for pointing it out.." Anywho I hate cops..... and yes I am now buzzed again...