[IALuder]

a man is taking a piss in a public bathroom. when a short little man walks in and starts to take a piss in the urinal next to him. to the guys amazement the short fello has a HUGE cock.

the man say to the short fello:"I cant help but stare. you got the biggest cock i have ever seen or heard of."

the short fello replys:"im a lepracon and we all have huge cocks."

the man replys:"man i wish i could have a huge wang like you."

the short fello replys:"well its your luckie day. i can grant one wish per person for today only. if you want a huge wang like me, just let me fuck you up the ass."

the tall man stands and thinks about it then says fine i want to have a huge wang. so the short fello starts to bang him up the ass. the the tall man looks back and says i cant believe im letting you fuck me up the ass.

the short fello replies:"i cant beleive you still believe im a lepracon."