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two elderly women, hilda and mildred are going to church on a sunday morning and hilda is driving. They come to a red light and she blows right through it, doesn't even slow down or anything, and mildred thinks to herself, i think that might have been a redlight, but I dunno, maybe i'm just seeing things, no big deal. So then they come up to a 2nd red light and hilda blows right through it again. Mildred is pretty sure it was a redlight, but still thinks maybe she's just seeing things, so she doesn't say anything. Then they are coming up to the 3rd redlight, so mildred pays close attention to make sure it was red and once again hilda goes right through it. So mildred says to hilda, do you realize you just went through 3 redlights? Hilda replies.. oh I'm driving??