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The worst way to wake up
Ok...so before I hit the sack tonight I'm praying I don't wake up like I did yesterday. I woke up to a "vurp" . For those unelightened, a vurp is a burp with a "suprise" along for the ride. Normally this wouldn't be a problem...if I wasn't asleep. Apparently in my slumber instead of swallowing said vurp, it went straight to my lungs which promptly inhaled the acidic bastard. So what did I get to wake up to? Mostly a lot of coughing...and a wicked burn in the back of my throat. Surely milk would have cured this but I was too lazy to make my way to the kitchen as it was several hours before I had planned on getting up. I guess my body just got pissed by the amount of beer I drank...but screw it. What the hell has my body done for me lately?
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