[nonovurbizniz]

That pretend testdrive show is a real testdrive show... they do all sorts of cars...

If it was the 2 guys going around a track talking on handsfree 2way's...

They've done some sick cars but the show is still pretty boring...

Chop Cut Restore is OK... but it's edited by a 4year old with SERIOUS A.D.D.

Tuner transformations would be cool if it weren't for that H-mo doing the "style" upgrades... (aka graphics on EVERY CAR that comes in there). But they geniunly improve someones car to the end that the owner wants... one guy was a rally drive and the installed a NASTY turbo and a full nav. system with a driver seat and one of those data logging race clusters... it was pretty sweet...

the dude went from having a TOTAL sh!tbox rally beater to having a pretty sickly equiped decent rally sh!tbox.

Barret Jackson is gay

OH and speaking of gay... Michael Waltrip is the gayest dude alive...

I wasn't even watching it my buddy who's all into nascar (because he's a mechanic and thinks he should be)... was watching that nascar talk show they have with 4 drivers...

And waltrip busts out with...

"sometimes they do thaaaaat"... in the GAYEST LISPIEST voice I've EVER heard... all the while cleaning dirt from under his nails like a chick at the hair salon...

He is TOTALLY a closet homosexual (not that there's anything wrong with that... but he'd got a wife and kids allegedly.)..

There is NO doubt in my mind he and a couple other drivers (some of which are on that show) are closet homosexuals who can't come out because of their profession.

And they have TONS of classic and muscle car shows the KICK A$$... they did an hour long special on the 67-69 camaro's (camaro's only no firebirds) and didn't cover ANY of the COPO cars because they have an ENTIRE other hour long episode dedicated to those...

There classic car stuff ROCKS...

OH and Barry McQuire is a pederass. I do the FUNNIEST goddam impression of both him and dave mcclelen.. who is a rummy.