I've noticed that no one has offered up any of their own philosophies 2 u yet Kool-Aid... So I will take the intiative and try 2 get this philosophical brew-hah-hah jump started... 'Course my philosophy is more on the subject of masterbation and goes as such... " When an individual of what would seemingly be sound mind begins 2 speak lovingly and shower affection upon one's own appendage, then it is high time 4 said individual 2 seek professonal treatment"
Of course this in turn poses the question, "If I'm argueing with my right hand because its jealous of the left, do I seek a psychiatrist or a marriage councellor?"
- From the profound and perplexing intellect of Sigmund Bean