Living in LA i've seen my number. Some are awesome and you never would have guessed, most are horrid and it's like grapping a big rubber glue ball, nasty.
If you're a guy and you need to stuff that's just sad, if you're at that point you should just give up, PERIOD! I like to take my woman by suprise, the length is a lil abv avg but i'm told the girth is my selling point.

(Sorry guys, Too Much Info.)