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Your momma so fat, she got baptised @ Sea World.
your momma so skinny, she hang glides with a doritto.
Your moma has 3 titties, 1 says "milk", 1 says "water", 1 says "out of order"
Your mom is so old, she farts dust.
Your momma so fat she fell, broke her leg and gravy poured out.
your momma so fat, she looks at the menu at a restaurant and says, "Okay!"
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