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Old 03-31-2004, 11:46 AM   #1
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Joke

A male whale and a female whale were swimming
> > >off the coast of Japan when
> > >they noticed a whaling ship.
> > >
> > >The male whale recognized it as the same ship
> > > that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
> > >
> > >He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim
> > >under the ship and blow out of
> > >our air holes at the same time and it should
> > >cause the ship to turn over and sink."
> > >They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned
> > >over and quickly sank.
> > >
> > >Soon however, the whale realized the sailors
> > >had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of the
> > >shore.
> > >The male was enraged that they were going to
> > >get away and told the female,
> > >lets swim after them and gobble them up before
> > >they reach the shore!"
> > >At this point, he realized the female was
> > >becoming reluctant to follow him.
> > >Look," she said, "I went along with the blow
> > >job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."
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