LMFAO COORS!!
It really is too bad that girls dont come over to your place on your days off though.....maybe they dont appreciate being called "big tittied hoochies"
Oh, and I drink a lot of milk and juice too. Youre on a roll here, wanna try for another?
edit**oh and I just checked, a brand spankin new tube of right guard clear stick costs $2.49. If thats expensive, maybe you should stop playin Smackdown and get a better job. Or maybe stop buyin that 'expensive' beer youve got there