[black95gs-t]

You might call me a sicko for this but I am a bit sadistic at times. I personally think we should surgically cut his spinal chord so that he is paralyzed from the neck down. Then instead of a motorized wheel chair, we give him the one that you have to move with your hands. We give him a lifetime supply of Depends, he might not always be able to make it to the bathroom in time(he might have a kind of hard time without being able to use his hands you know). We then move him somewhere where there are lots of big hills for him to try to navigate. In his studio apartment, across the street from the strip club (which he is so adimately against), there will also be a lifetime supply of spam, pork chops, pork rhinds, tofu, bacon, skittles, pizza with canadian bacon, and of course beer(none of which he can have). All while noone is aloud to help him. After about 6 months, if he hasn't already rolled himself off a cliff, we ask him how he is doing. When he says how poorly he is doing, we tell him that this is not even a small taste of what he did to his people for the past thirty years. Finally, the entire thing must be made into the next NBC reality TV show. It will be called, "The Happy Saddam Show."
J