One of my guy friends has "Your name" tattooed right above his you-know-what. So when he meets a girl, he asks the girl what her name is, then tells her something like "Really, I have your name tattooed above my penis.", which really surprises them for the moment until they actually see that it does in fact say "Your name"
I want to get a tattoo, but I'm such a wimp. If I got one though, I'd get it someplace where no knows its there except for me and the guy I'm being intimate with.
