Yeah, I know, like I said it will be awesome and I can't wait, but I will miss the deep emotional connection more than the physical one, because, as you so eloquently put it, I do expect a "vagina hailstorm"
. We aren't going to try a long-distance relationship, that just wouldn't work. I would get drunk and mess with some girl, and would always be suspicous of her and that just wouldn't be cool either way.